Wednesday, May 2, 2012

[What The Hell Wednesday: This Little Light Of Mine]

So last week I had to search for "what the hell" inspiration, but this week, well it slapped me across the face.  I kinda wish I was kidding, but I'm not.  You see, I got in a fight with an inanimate object and lost.  You could say that the fight wasn't fair, or that I'm your hero, but either way, this is my story.

I lay in bed, fast asleep, when all the sudden, possibly reacting to a fitful dream, I flailed my arm out.  My open hand made contact with something.  That something, was my bedside lamp (pictured above).  My lamp in his anger decided to retaliate.  After all, I did wake him up by slapping him open handed in the face.  So, in response he decided to jump off of my nightstand and slap me back.  

At this point I woke up, cause I had been hit in the face by a metal lamp (what the hell).  I had no idea what had just woken me from my slumber, or why my lip hurt so freaking bad.  I went to turn on my bedside lamp to uncover the mystery.  And that's when I discovered that it was laying, in pretend defeat, on the floor.  

That's when those huge dots connected and I realized that I had just gotten in a heavy duty, slap fest with a lamp, and that I had lost.  "What the hell"?  I'm not gonna lie, it hurt my pride quite a bit.  I had a swollen lip and it was 4 o'clock in the morning.  Yes, my dear readers, things like this actually happen to me.  I'm not making this up.  So, don't get in a slap fight with a lamp: lesson learned.

Have any of you ever gotten into a fight with something that actually couldn't fight you back, yet somehow it still managed to win?  Are you wondering why this post ended up coming out like a serious story, when it is in fact ridiculous?  I'm going with sarcasm...

 Ok, now it's your turn, link up and let us all know what made you say/think "what the hell" this week? A movie, a tv show, a song, something that happened to you?

Here's how:
1: Post about your "what the hell" moment, whatever it is...

2: Grab my "WTHW" button and it embed it into your post...

3: Link back to my "what the hell" post...

4: There is this thing called a "linky", add our link in there...

5: Grab the code where it says "grab the code" and post it at the bottom of your post...

6: Go say "hey" or "what the hell" on everyone's posts...

7: Comment if you feel like it!

6 comments:

Diana Mieczan said...

I totally did - with my bedside table...When I turn sometimes while sleeping I bump by head against it...Ufff Kisses, sweetie.

Miss Angie said...

Hahahaha! And I'm sorry. It's both funny and sad. Damn lamp!

Also I see no linky, is that just me?

Amber said...

well I'm glad you didnt get too hurt. Stupid lamps.

Melissa Blake said...

oh, i love this...first time visiting your blog!

Meri said...

oh don't even get me started on my stories like this... after I had surgery it was like my body forgot how to work again and I dropped everything for like 2 months straight, I felt like a defect...

Charlotte said...

Lamp:1, Christianna:0.

Maybe the lamp needs to be banished to the floor for awhile?